What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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