- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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