- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Female rights.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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