What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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alert('The Game')

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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