- Anti Joke

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.