Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Where's my baby??

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

no really what are ur names?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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