the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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whats white jizz

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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