- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Christianity

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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