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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

don't just stand there

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Tilt your screen back

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Justin beiber's penis

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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