What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Pickles

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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