If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

get in the car.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

all jokes aside...

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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