- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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