why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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autsim

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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