- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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