justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

You were born.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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