I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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