- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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