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I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...