Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Matt is a Duster!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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