- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Kevin and Ramin

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

drew edminstin is a rat

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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