- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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