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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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