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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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