WOw you have no life

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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