- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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