- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

the lemon was sweet.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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