- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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