- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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