- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

The GOV and the WHO?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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