why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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