- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Roses are red.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

why was the boy sad? because.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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