- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

you gay?

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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