- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Knock knock. Get out!!

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

If life gives you lemonade.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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