why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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ecks! why zee?

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Anti Joke

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