10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

a man makes a bad joke

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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