- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Christ is a conspiracy

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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