- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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