Diana and victoria

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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