Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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The joke below me is retarded

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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