why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Knock Knock Come in

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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