Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Get it? More.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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