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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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