Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Pickles are powerful

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

All of these jokes are about white people

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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