- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What would u like to drink?

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

The lion swallowed his pride.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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