- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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