- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Dude man, I'm high...

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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