- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Knock knock open

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Long joke Your such a downey

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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