- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Justin beiber's penis

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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