- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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