Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

rent a cops

Penis.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Gus's mom

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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