- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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