- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Knock Knock Come in

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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