why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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