- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Pickles are powerful

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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