- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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