Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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