- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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