A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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