I'm so punny.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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