who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Are you gay? No. Ok.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Anti Joke

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