- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Terraria

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

I used to know what alzheimers was

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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