- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

whats worse than gill? nothing

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

i killed my family

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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