Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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