AIDS

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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your mum

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noah is a scrub jungle

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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