- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A boy with red hair is happy.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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