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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

A paralysed man falls over.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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