Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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neil likes pube toast

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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