- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Women's Rights

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Tilt your screen back

Obama walks into a hospital....

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

don't just stand there

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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