- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Ring Ring Hello? Click

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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