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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

UN

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

pudding

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

UN

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

pudding

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name