Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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