why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

If life gives you lemonade.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Half life 3 confirmed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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