a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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