- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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I have read the terms and conditions

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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