Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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