- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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