One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

all the kids had fun

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Ebola

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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