Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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