- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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