A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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what do u call a apple a apple

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Of course, first door on your left

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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