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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Yo mama's fat.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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