How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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