Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Mahmy

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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